All married women are not wives.

Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

If you wouldn’t make her a wife, don’t make her a mother.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.

Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.

There is trouble with a wife, but it’s even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados and hail.